i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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