Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
