You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I need water and some morals
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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