i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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