Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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