did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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