I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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