I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Man, jail baloney is awful.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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