i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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