i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I have tasted many bathrooms
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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