youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My cat gives me a boner
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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