My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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