Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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