nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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