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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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