Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
