TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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