I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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