I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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