...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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