She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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