i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
there was a trapeze. enough said
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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