ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I need a beard to bite.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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