google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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