So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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