how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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