love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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