if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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