Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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