Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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