ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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