the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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