There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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