is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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