Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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