I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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