have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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