dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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