he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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