you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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