I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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