So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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