its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Success! We fucked roommates!
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