Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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