Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s