Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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