Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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