he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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