I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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