check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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