so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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