belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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