I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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