Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Randomize