we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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