Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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