DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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