The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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