Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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