i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Michael Bay diarrhea
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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